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[13 May 2012|05:15pm] |
The AC has been shut off in my apartment. The person who lives across or diagonally from me has the same problem too. What the heck. Oh and it's the weekend so of course the office isn't open. I called pg&e and they said it wasn't them it was the complex. I asked them what I could do and they said wait till the office opens. Assholes. If this shit doesn't get fixed by Monday afternoon you'll be able to find me by the pool when I'm not working. Shit. I can live without a heater in the winter - that's not true I'm a pussy. At least it isn't hot here yet. Yet.
I know I say I miss the LA heat but really I think that's just nostalgic bullshit because I'd probably complain about it if I was down there in the summer again. I just like being able to have a legit excuse to wear a bikini top as an actual top with short shorts and not have people think I'm a hooker.
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[04 May 2012|03:20pm] |
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I'm in the mood to do something outrageous and devious and even a little sexy. Suggestions?
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[30 Mar 2012|01:02am] |
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Don't never try and shave yur legs drunk. You will fall and make am ess and cu yourslf. also dfont sit down in the shower and fll aslee youll wake up cold . bur byr burr. burbur.
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[19 Mar 2012|06:41pm] |
WALKING DEAD WHY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---edits---
Oh yeah. My birthday is Saturday and Samir and Ronnie are on Sunday. I'm starting a three day party at my place. Fri-Sa-Sun. We party we sleep you go home you come back you bring food you bring booze. Three day birthday bash. Anyone is welcomed but if I/the guys don't know you then you better have a really good birthday present for us.
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[18 Mar 2012|12:19pm] |
The last thing I remember was making out with Kelsey. I have no idea how I got home. Apparently I made eggs and put them in a tortilla and there's chocolate syrup out on the counter. I really hope I didn't combine those all together.
I need a cheese burger or something equally grease and disgusting.
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[16 Mar 2012|06:34pm] |
WHY IS IT SO FUCKING COLD.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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[22 Feb 2012|02:27pm] |
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I want a big fat bloody burger. Bloody juices. Buttered buns. Meat.
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[10 Jan 2012|07:54pm] |
Wub wub fuck that dub! I want me some Drum And Bass bitches! Anyone want to have me over for a spontaneous dance party? If not I guess I can wait till Friday and have my own?
---edits---
Alright guys. Friday. My place. Dance party!
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[30 Dec 2011|12:48am] |
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You know what's awesome? Free stuff. Did you guys know there was a google maps of fruit/nut trees and berry bushes for Cleveland County. Yeah that's right. I climbed a mother fucking orange and tangerine tree tonight and got me some free fucking vitamin C. I didn't really climb the tangerine tree I used a chair...
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[26 Dec 2011|02:43pm] |
I hate winter. It is too damn cold. I hate being cold. I fucked myself with the heater this month my bill is gunna be so high. I wonder if I can make fires in my oven? I'm so glad the starlight is warm. I feel like I spend more time at work then I do at home cause it's so damn cold here. I had Christmas dinner at the church yesterday. I'm not above handouts. Semi-decent community meal was worth feeling like a shitty hobo.
The thing that got me about being there was when I saw a woman with two little kids. She had a bike and one of those child carrier things attached with her 2 kids in it and she had a sign on the front of her bike "single mother. please help." I wanted to cry for those kids because they looked really shitty.
Shitty. One of my brothers called. He needed bail money and he got my sister and another one of our brothers to put up 500 and he needed 200 more. Then my sister called me out of the freaking blue. She had another kid. She was asking if she could come see me for the holidays. I think that was code for 'I'm broke.' I told her I was getting evicted and was going to live with a friend just so I didn't have to say no to her...Out of all of my siblings she's the biggest leech. I know she'll find some guy to attach herself to that's sort of her thing when money is tight. I wish I could do that.
So I'm going to be living off of ketchup soup and coffee for a while. You get pretty creative when you don't have shit to work with.
I want summer to be here. I want to wear shorts and flip flops again. Cold showers so I don't have to pay for heated water. PBR, Lemonade, iced things....SUN LIGHT. If this town ever got snowed in I think I'd die.
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[02 Dec 2011|11:24am] |
If I had the money to spend on this auction thing I so would. There is a line up of a lot of hot guys (my boss included so bid on that man!). Put myself up? I'd rather work. Kids need money? I need money damn it. I'm trying to save money so the next time I get into shit I'm not freaking out and have to use my damn credit card and then get in debt AGAIN over that. I finally got out of cc debt the other day. I feel so damn good. I wanted to throw a party but I need to stop spending money on booze. If I were rich I'd party all the time.
I'm so sick of this town right now. I don't hate anyone or even the town really. I just want to get out and GO somewhere but I have no money. I feel like there's some invisible force-field around this town and if I try to leave I get pushed back in. Even a weekend trip would be nice. Get a motel room, go get trashed, see new stuff. Maybe if this whole "savings" thing works out I can do that...someday.
OR ADAM you could give me a raise. $50 an hour sound good? :) Sometimes I think I should go to school and get an degree or something but I don't know what I'd want to study. I'm not a good student never have been. I hate busy work. Dang guys. I just want money.
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[25 Oct 2011|02:24pm] |
For some reason I told someone I wasn't going to have a Halloween party this year? I don't remember who I said that to or why and since I don't remember I'm going to have one.
Fuck all this sad post hospital shit. If you want to have a good time and get fucked up come to my place on the 29th. Same rules as every party bring food or booze or you don't get in. And a bag of carrots does not count. Someone tried that last time. A bag of chips yes carrots no.
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| A good day |
[04 Oct 2011|10:42pm] |
I found 20 bucks in the street today! It was wet and smelled funny but I didn't care. I just made 20 bucks tax free. I took the bus to Parsons and got a winter coat, rain boots, and a new sweater at a thrift store for just under 13 bucks. I had a free steak dinner. Outback Steakhouse was doing this thing where if you signed up in time they'd send you a thingy for one free 6oz steak + a side. I fucking jumped on that shit. Free food. Free money that turned into free awesome clothes for winter. Yeah. It has been a real good day.
Shit night. The heat in my apt. isn't working and neither is my hot water. I asked my neighbors about their stuff and they said everything is fine. The Asian family across from me let me take a shower and boil water for soup so that was nice. I think I'll thank them by not throwing a party this Halloween...even though I really want to. I left the in charge asshole a message and he probably won't get it till he rolls out of bed at the asscrack of beer:30. I hope I can get this taken care of. I hate waking up and putting my feet on a cold floor. At least I have a roof over my head but a girl gets spoiled when she can turn the heat on willy-nilly...
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[19 Sep 2011|08:23pm] |
Party Alert guys!
Her name is Amy an her parents own a cabin in the woods. Her and her best friend are staying there for the week before they go back to wherever the fuck they're from. Amy said and I quote: "invite all your friends."
So friends. To the woods! To a stranger's parent's very nice cabin this Friday to get fucked up on their expensive rich people booze!
You have been INVITED!
(I met her when I was walking to work and she was lost.)
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[27 Jul 2011|10:37am] |
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I feel a dance party needs to happen sometime very soon.
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[13 Jul 2011|10:29am] |
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WHY IS IT RAINING?!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
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[04 Jul 2011|04:42pm] |
Party. I'm pretty sure I've told most of you already but just in case you or i forgot. Before the fireworks show tonight there's going to be a party at my place. To get in you need either booze or food or present me with a sexual favor. The last one could be tricky if you're not hot so bring food or booze as a back up in case.
We'll party-party-party then drunkenly make our parade brigade down to the fireworks, be a general public nuisance and then wander wherever we want after. Back to my place, a bar, crash someone's party, go your own way, whatever. Pre-fireworks drunken hurray for all.
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[28 Jun 2011|09:14pm] |
I'm going to let you in on a secret. I don't buy strawberry ice-cream and it's my favorite kind of ice-cream ever. I buy vanilla cause it's cheaper and a big bag of frozen strawberries, defrost those, and mash them up in the vanilla and BAM strawberry ice-cream.
What does your cheap ass do to have tasty shit and save money?
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